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Newgrounds Rumble
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 22, 2009
Epic
Unfortunately, I think this is the one time the word "epic" is not enough. Kudo's to you, my friend, however, I request something equally as "above epic" as this. A movie of what would really happen during a newgrounds rumble.
Kill The Spartan
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 1, 2009
and the results are in...
The graphics are impressive and smooth, but I will break it down by death.
Bostaff: This was brilliant. You managed to portray the will of a spartan, never give up, and still have him lose. Uberbeard is hilarious, so you lose no points here.
Arrows: Meh, slight historical malfunction: Those helmates do not screw up your vision that bad. otherwise the Spartans wouldn't win all those battles. -1 star, but not two because he was still being a spartan
Shovel: Ehm... Magic Vs. Spartan is a little iffy... Okay, so he got his skull shattered with that one shot, and he kept fighting to the bitter end. No point change here.
Cardiac arrest: At first I thought this was going to be something from Deathnote, however, the way it ended, I wish it was. This doesn't really make sense. An arrow through the heart? Was it jesus that gave him the cardiac arrest? Because i am sure you can be Spartan and be unhealthy enough to have a heart attack. only -1 star because of the epic battle before and DURING the heart attack. Only a spartan could kill while having a heart attack
Crazyjay: Unless you have a god damned good reason for this: This is just sad. I mean, it was slow, almost choppy, minimal swordplay, and then he gets decapitated in an instant. There was more battle against the arrows! So please give me a reason why Crazyjay is like this, otherwise you keep the -3 stars.
Massacre: Well, here we have the finale. The quick paced, multi weapon battle is exactly how it should have looked, neither party seeming to feel pain as the battle never slows down once. even the useless parts like him picking up the spear, or the throwing of the gun looked positively epic. The death was one that he could be proud to die of. This is where you get your stars back. +4. Unfortunately, this could not be any more epic, so I cant give you +5 to bring you to 10 full stars.
All in all, the movement was followable, even in the fastest scenes. So, you still have a great movie. And you still get my applause.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars June 20, 2010
Interesting
I am not going to say too much... The graphics could be worked on, but on that note, so can everyone's. The sound quality is much better than most, but the problem is that it sounds like only a few people are doing it... Even if that is the case, it still isn't bad. One thing I might suggest is when doing things like muttering, have actual inaudible speech, rather than actual speech that is made inaudible, if you know what I mean.
But I'll say it again. This isn't bad, and I wonder what will happen.
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 17, 2010
*sputter*
The video, just plain amazing. One thing bled into the next into the next... There is not much describing how well it really was.
The only thing is... At the end... When the house returns to normal, as if nothing happened... IT confuses me... It takes nothing from anything of the vid. but it confuses me...
Amazing, and nothing short.
Will we see more of the Rockoons in the future?
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 17, 2010
Interesting
The graphics were amazing, as well as the attention to detail. I give you sincere props for it.
Now, weather you noticed this, or did it on purpose: But Katan had his right ear sliced off by the pendelom, but when he was running through the arrows, it was his left ear. Just an easter egg.
One thing I did not quite understand was the point of the eye with the green liquid in it. Just decoration I guess, though there was no other decoration in the room. It is clear that the other one got eye-stabbed by anubis, but I wonder what happened to Katan afterwords...
Anyways, the whole thing was great, borderline perfect. Kudo's to you, and I look forward to future projects of yours!
The glass bead with the liquid in it was a spirit level.
A tool for making sure a surface is level